Yo mamma so fat she hav ta make two trips to haul ass!

Yo mmomma so funky she used Secret and it told on her...

Excellent BN, I applaud you.

Yo momma so dumb when asked on a job application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so hairy, when you were born, you gotta rug burn.

NV, you are soooooooo bad.

your momma so dumb, she tried to make koolaid once, but she couldn't figure out to get that water in the little tiny package.

your momma so dumb, it took her 2hrs to watch 60 minutes.

your momma was so ugly, when she was little they set her in a corner and fed her grapes with a slingshot

your momma so fat, when she walks with high heels on, she strikes oil.

your momma so fat, somebody told her to haul ass and jumped in a dumptruck

......... so fat, here high school picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo momma so fat, she got more crack than Harlem.

Yo momma so cheap she do all night for a dime what a two-bit ho do for 20 minutes.

Yo momma so stinky, she made Right Guard turn left.