A blond bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day complaning that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this" he said... Nelson!
The radio replied "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie" he continued... and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say "Beetoven"' she'd get a beautiful classical music. and if she said "Beatles" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved just in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" she yelled.
The French national anthen, sung by the Dixie Chicks began to play.

the only national anthem that the Dixie Chick sung was not the french one ..

I felt a desire to hear it

[ 08-06-2003, 21:17: Message edited by: Edmond ]

Haaaa Edmond... tu lui a bien mis ton pied au cul!!!

Oh I don't know, assuming that was the French National Anthem, it sounds kind of like it could be Natalie after a few hits of sour mash

Mike