The Israelis and Arabs finally realized that if they continued
fighting, they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The
negotiators agreed that each side would take five years to develop the
best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn
its side the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would
have to lay down its arms.

The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the
world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with
the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest
puppy from each litter, and fed them the best food. They used steroids
and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine. After
the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars on
its cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast.

When the day of the big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up with a
strange animal. It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt
sorry for the Israelis. No one else thought this weird animal stood a
chance against the growling beast in the Arab camp. The bookies
predicted the Arabs would win in less than a minute.

The cages were opened. The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the
ring.

The Arab dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As
he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its
jaws and swallowed the Arab beast in one bite. There was nothing left
but a small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail.

The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their heads in disbelief.
'We do not understand,' said their leader. 'Our top scientists and
breeders worked for five years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and
Rottweilers. They developed a killing machine.'

'Really?' the Israeli General replied. 'For five years, we've had a
team of Jewish plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills working to make an
alligator look like a Dachshund.

Yeh, and now she's the Senate Majority Leader.

That was HILARIOUS!

Good one!

SS

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Originally posted by Alberta Canuck:
Yeh, and now she's the Senate Majority Leader.

Canuck,
Who exactly do you think the Senate Majority Leader is?

Very good!

Very Good!!! Thanks,I'll give it mileage.

For stories like this, it would be great if you would post the picture too.

RonE: We did!

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Originally posted by Mort Canard:

quote:

Originally posted by Alberta Canuck:
Yeh, and now she's the Senate Majority Leader.

Canuck,
Who exactly do you think the Senate Majority Leader is?

He must be thinkig of that pussy, Harriet Reid
Paul B.