An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
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> "What are you so happy about?," asks the barman.
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> "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
> railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young
> woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut
> her free and took her back to my place.
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> Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
> night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her
> on top, every position imaginable!"
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> Fantastic!," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard. Was she pretty?"
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> "Dunno... never found the head!"

i hate myself for laughing at that...it's sick.

Plinker

I saw that one coming and still I laughed. Sick sick sick I tell you!

No no no, it's supposed to be "Did you get a blow job too?"

I didn't laugh till I read Plinkers post. lol derf