> > I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart
> > and was in line to check out.
> >
> > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I
> > was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
> > I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before
> > I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
> > orifices and IVs in both arms.
> >
> > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
> > works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
> > or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
> > so I was going to try it again.
> >! ;
> > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
> > enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
> >
> > Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
> > because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
> > sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
> >
> > I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
> > as he staggered out the door
> >