Reminds me of the little old lady dragging two full trash bags down the sidewalk one Monday morning. A policeman saw one of the bags had a hole in it and she was spilling 10 dollar bills out. He helped her gather them and patch the bag.
At his inquiry, she stated she was off to the bank. After further questioning, she explained her backyard hedge bordered the stadium parking lot and tailgaters were always urinating in her lot. So, she took to grabbing the offending member and demanding 10 bucks or she would snip it off with her garden shears.
"The other bag? Not everyone pays." she said.
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