This morning I lucked out and was able to purchase several cases of ammo at Walmart.
On the way back home, I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the pump next to me.
She saw the ammo in the back of my truck and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a believer in bartering. Would you be interested in
trading some sex for ammo?"
I thought a few seconds and answered, "What calibers you got?"