sorry i've been fish'n so i know you've just been waiting for another one so here it is

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table...



He had been checking her

out since he sat down,

but lacked the nerve

to talk with her.

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Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and
handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
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They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the
theatre followed by drinks...

They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his.
She listened to him with interest.
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After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time..
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The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
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'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every
guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. ... ....



Wait for it ... ....



It's coming ..... ....



The suspense is killing you, isn't it?



She said ... ...:



'You just happened to catch my eye.'

This unfortunate confabulation has been recently heard in Seattle, too. I suspect a Norwegian conspiracy.

do you want to tell them the "winkjob" follow up...?

Don't make me post it here.