If you are a Senior

you will understand this one.

If you deal with Seniors,

this should help you understand them

a little better,

And if you are not a Senior yet........

God willing, someday you will be.



The 2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant

where the 'Seniors Special' was

two eggs, bacon, hash browns

and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said,

'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49

because you're ordering a la carte,'

the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for

not taking the eggs?'

my wife asked incredulously.

'Yes!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?'

the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home

and baked a cake.





DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

We've been around

the block more than once!

Yes indeed!

Obviously, the lady still has Common sense.

Grizz