A man walked up to the bar and sat down beside an attractive woman.
They were having a great conversation when suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye popped out. He caught it in mid air. She thanked him and asked him if he would like to go home with her. He agreed and when they got to her house, she proceeded to rip off his clothes and then made wild crazy love to him all night. The next morning when he awoke she had made him breakfast, steak & eggs,and brought it to him in bed. He asked, "Damm, Do you treat all your men like this?" She smiled and said, "Just the ones who catch my eye."