The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bendsover to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirtup and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you Wearing any skivees?'
Ole demanded.
'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, 'For the sake of decency,
here's a 50. Go and by yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she,
too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why
not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give
me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the
sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Angie! Where the frig are yer
drawers?'

She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well,
fer the love 'o decency,

here's a comb ...Tidy yerself up a bit.'

Racist, definantly racist. But that there is funny!

Och Aye! But thats the first real laugh I've had today!