A retired guy looses his wife to a long illness and to fill his time and hopefully keep him from going insane he applies for and gets a job at Walmart as a greeter.

Almost every day he is five to fifteen minutes late for work but he seems to do a good job otherwise. After 30 days he is called into his managers office for a preformance review and evaluation. His manager tells him that he has had praise from customers and other employees and would be considered an extremly valuable employee except for only one thing.....What's that? the guy asks..Well, it is that you are late for work every day, not some days, every day, the manager explains. What did they say at your last job when you were late?

The man thinks for a moment and replys: "Usually they said: Good morning Admiral, would you like some coffee this morning?"