Woman and husband lying in bed.The woman says"how bout a little nookie?".Hubby says ya sure,but how bout a little something different tonight.Wifie says what you have in mind?As hubby replies back door,wifie propels herself outta bed and down to the couch.Few weeks later,she's in the Doc's office for the annual.He tells her shes fine and asks if she want anything adressed.Embarrased,she says"Well there is one thing,my husband would like intercourse from behind,What should I do?"Doctor replies,do whats comfortable for you ,keep lots of lube.As she goes to leave,she turns and says"Hey doctor,can I get pregnant from this"Doctor replies"Ofcourse you can,where did you think liberals came from?"

P.S. A true story by the way.