Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are sitting in a bar.


A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Trump and Sanders sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'



So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you guys doing in here?'



Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'



Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'



The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?'


Trump turns to Sanders and says,



'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.’