My brothers and I decided to get married
We all had different opinions on where to get a wife, so we all picked a wife, each from a different country as we thought would produce the best wife

My first brother married a woman from Itally. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

My second brother married a woman from Spain. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
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I married a girl from Ireland. I ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. I didnt see anything the first day, the second day I still didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and I could see a little out of my left eye, and my arm was healed enough so that I could fix myself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. I still have some difficulty when I pee...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I've been happily wed too that girl from Ire. with a little Ogalala Sioux mixed in for good measure 23 YEARS.

My third brother married a girl from the USA
He told her he expected her to keep the house clean, do the laundry and the cooking.
The first day he came home and didn't notice any improvements. The second day he came home and his wife was not there, showing up at about nine that night. The third day he got the credit card bills and noticed his new wife had allready put on about twenty pounds and had developed a severe attitude