Drinking with a Redneck Girl


A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.



When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."



The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."



The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,



"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
"God Bless America

This is a pretty diverse crowd on this website.

The guy that owns this website is an Arab, and there are a large number of people from all over the world that post here everyday including Mexicans.

Not sure why this wasn't left in the bathroom stall you read or heard it in.

Defintely a low/no class "joke"

I beg to disagree with the offuscated gentlemen.

This is the "Humor" page. Not, as far as I know, the "Political Correctness" page.

Jokes do poke fun at people (most of the time), and if one feels offended because his - or her - particular nationality, color, creed, hairstyle, dog, or preferred food happens to be the topic of the day in a joke, he has no business opening anything labeled "Humor", because he sadly lacks the necessary sense of.

Now, I've heard versions of the above joke in various countries and various languages, involving Italians, Lebanese, Indians, Congolese, and even Americans... But I've never heard complains about it. Except maybe that that was not the newest one on the show...

Right on Philip

I thought it was a damn good joke

Get a life PC police.

I might regret this but I didn't find this offensive. I am neither Arab nor Mexican but rather French, Polish and Redneck. So I am used to being the punchline of lots of jokes. The implication as I see it was that just is so many of each nationality here, nothing degrading. Now if they said Pollocks....
Just kidding. I personally don't give a rip what nationaliity you are, what god you worship, what color you are, if you like shooting and guns you are my friend.

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This is the "Humor" page. Not, as far as I know, the "Political Correctness" page.

good one

I'm pretty damned UN-PC I don't mind most jokes. that one didnt have humor in it, it was simply offensive. by the way make as many Canadian jokes as you want....I'm not thin skinned. but make them funny not crass.

cheers

You guys need to clean the sand out of your vagina and lighten up! If you don't find it funny, don't laugh and move on to the next one! I've heard that joke many times before, and while I don't really think it's funny, I am not the PC police. No one has the right to NOT be offended. Just jokes guys.....

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You guys need to clean the sand out of your vagina and lighten up!

That line is better than the joke

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Originally posted by D99:
This is a pretty diverse crowd on this website.

The guy that owns this website is an Arab...

yes he is, he also started a thread a few years back in this same forum titled "Your favorite racist joke". Look it up, then you can get your little girl panties all wadded up again.

I believe he lays it out in THIS thread. page 2 almost to the bottom.

Well if that's the way Saeed feels, allright.

I don't see this joke as racist in any way.

If anything, this jokes makes fun of the idiot white people who actually believe that GW and the Republican Party are conservatives.

They did have 6 years of complete control of the House, Senate and Presidency to do something about illegal immigration.

I am very offended by the title. What is a redneck girl this is a very offensive term. A Mexican is a Mexican and an Arab is an Arab, that is just factual not a derogatory term like "redneck". Now if they had said a "wetback" or a "Rughead" welll that would be different. Personally it wouldn't make any difference.

In Idaho, Redneck is a term of:
A. endearment if used towards a family member or a person of the opposite sex.

B. Respect, ie " that is one real redneck...I'd take my PC ass away from him as soon as I could if I were you."

Just an old Idaho Redneck

Rich
DRSS
Knowledge not shared is knowledge lost...

"This is a pretty diverse crowd on this website"

So everyone gets to post his own jokes, right?

Political correctness is an oxymoron promulgated by morons. Nuff said?
Paul B.