"Living Well Is The Best Revenge"



On Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got
to having a black man as President.

Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3- He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check
from the government every month.




Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.




Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.




When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't
know, I never had one."




American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full
of it he can't fly.




Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders:
integrity, vision, and wisdom.




Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.




The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think
you need to know."




Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do the Hanky
Panky between Bushes.

I like this one!
Roadtrash

ROFLMAO

Probably too late to ask if there was anyone down range for that slavo! Good work, Thanks!