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This love story should help enhance your sensitivity training for the year ahead.


Dave and Jane lived on a cove at Glenmore Lake, Alberta. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. Dave asked Jane if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer.


She asked him for some money, but he told her, "Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man George won't mind."


So Jane, being the good wife and Dave’s true love, walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the cove.


When she got home with the items Jane said, "Dave, you always tell me not to run up the tab at George’s store. Why didn't you just give me some money?"


Dave replied, "Well, Jane, I didn't want to send you out there with cash when I wasn't sure how thick the ice was!" shocker
 
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Glenmore Lake, actually reservoir, is the water supply for the city of Calgary. Big Grin

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Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man

Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Only one war at a time. Abe Again.
 
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A true gent indeed + if the lass stays the night then she gets what she deserves.


Never mistake motion for action.
 
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