Boudreaux and Thibodaux's Camping Trip...
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men crawled inside and fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Thibodeaux woke Boudreaux and said, "Ma sha look towards da sky and tell me what you see?" Boudreaux replied, "I see millions of stars." " and so what dat tell you?" asked Thibodeaux. Boudreaux pondered for a moment and then replied: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.... Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo and now is a good time to face your fears.... Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning... Theologically, it say that our creator is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant... Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. "So, whats' it tell you, Thibodeaux?" Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux, it tell me you dumber than cow poop! It means somebody done stole the tent!