In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 14 year old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor. Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam and explains that it's time for his indoctrination to sex.
The madam says, "Bubba you've been such a good customer over the years, I'm going to see to this personally." So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him upstairs where she completes his deflowering.
Later, as they are walking downstairs, the madam says, "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that you get the full treatment before you leave, I'm going to give you a manicure."
Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on the main street. Billy Bob is acting a little shy, so the madam smiles and says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?"
"Yes ma'am the boy stammers, "You're the lady that gave me the crabs, then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em."

Crabs?
Just pour Kerosene on the affected area and then light it with a match. Those crabs will soon leave town.

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Just pour Kerosene on the affected area and then light it with a match.

And when they come running out, stab em with an ice pick.

I didnt see that one coming

ouch!!

I knew a guy years ago with real bad acne and he wore a beard all the time to cover it up. One night he got his face a little too close to the "taint" and got the crabs in his beard. He dusted his beard with DDT powder for about a week and got rid of them critters just fine.... he sure did smell bad!!