I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:
Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City & County Public Service
Customer Service Stations

Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.

So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.

I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.

Ken....

That's hilarious -- even though there's more than a small kernel of truth in there...

Kernel hell,its the whole G.D. cob.And we seem to be the recipients.Speaking of cattle service;a couple of years back;one of my neighbors,a rancher who had a bull that was'nt at all intimidated by barbed wire had the good fortune to be pastured next to this new city woman who came out,bought property,+ introduced her her stock of longhorn heifers.You can guess the rest.He went through that fence like no tommorrow + 'serviced' all those cows.GOD,she was pissed.My friend however just could'nt understand her consternation."I mean,damn,she got free service."

That reminds me of one of the old ranchers here in west Texas, that had a bull that wasn't "servicing" the the cows. He called the vet and had him examine the bull. The vet gave him some pills to give to the bull, well in about 2 days the bull was "servicing" every cow he could find!
I asked the old rancher "what was in those pills?"
He said he didn't know, "but they tasted like peppermint!"