Responsible Texan



I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grand River this morning;
he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling
to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress,
I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps....




"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss."

That's right!

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
That's right!