A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes
to the door.
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your pasture.
Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milkweed!" the farmer replied.
"Oh yes," said the young man, "I have a degree in Agriculture from TexasA&M, I
know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer.
He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man
drove up.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in
the fence row.
I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man
explained about his degree from A&M so the farmer agreed to let him collect some
honey.
Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.
The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy
willow down by the creek."
The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you..."

Gig 'Em !

Gotta love them Aggies!

CDH, A&M class of '97

Just had a riot there at Texas A&M. Students threw firecrackers at the police. Police picked up the firecrackers, lit them, then threw them back at the students.