>Ringggggggg, Ringggggggg
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>Pick up
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>"Hello?"
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>"Hi honey, this is Daddy, is Mommy near the phone?"
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>"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
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>After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
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>Uncle Paul."
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>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs with Mommy right now."
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>Brief Pause
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>"Uh, okay then, ... this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
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>down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and
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>shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
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>"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
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>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
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>"I did it, Daddy."
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>"And what happened honey?" he asked.
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>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
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>and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head
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>on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all."
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>"Oh my God!! What about Uncle Paul?", he exclaimed.
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>"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too. He was scared and he
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>jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
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>he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it and
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>he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!"
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>****** Long Pause ***********
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"Swimming Pool?"...."Is this 486-5731??"

Jiri