Subject: Mideast situation

Mideast Mystery ?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so willing to
commit suicide.

Let's see now:

No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball,
No
football,
No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Hooters, No
pork
BBQ,
No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish
sticks.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next
door because
he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the
tower.

No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas.

You can't shave, your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the
smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear
baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone
else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better
disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

Mystery solved!!

They are hosed-off at us in the Middle East because we have come so far in just 226 years while they have been around for over 2000 and still haven't developed indoor flushing toilets. It goes deeper than that, but that's for another Forum on another site entirely.