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Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces Feb 10 - Mar 20 You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. Aries Mar 21 - April 20 You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. Taurus April 20 - May 20 You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think your are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist. Gemini May 21 - June 20 You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means your are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Cancer June 21 - July 22 You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. Your are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer. Leo July 21 - Aug 22 You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thiving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex. Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 22 You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude as sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. Libra Sept 23 - Oct 21 Your are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If your are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monerary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal desease. Scorpio Oct 22 - Nov 21 You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect on-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21 You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since your have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit. Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. | ||
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