Think about the myriad ways we insult people every day. Say any of these to a fudge packer, and all you will do is make a new friend:

1. Fuck you
2. Eat shit
3. Suck my dick
4. Go fuck yourself
5. You're a cocksucker
6. Up your ass
7. Lick my balls
8. Piss on you
9. Kiss my ass

Oh, now you're making disparaging remarks about the gay blades of San Francisco, the city of brotherly shove.

A queer friend of mkine said they are more efficient than us normal people.

Well, I admit that they can check out of a hotel faster than us. They already have their shit packed.

He said they use both fucking ends!