A 16 year old was delivering groceries. When he rang the doorbell the lady came to the door in a thin negligee and it was open all the way down the front.
She was very shapely and that kid was staring with his mouth open. She asked if he liked what he was seeing and he said, "Yes Ma'am".

She said, " I hear someone coming, step inside". When they were inside the house and the door closed she asked him, "What part of my body do you think is best?" He thought for a minute and replied, " Your ears."

She said, "My Ears, Why on earth do you think my ears are the best part of my body?"

He said, "Well when we were on the porch and you said you heard someone coming, THAT WAS ME."