A couple of tourists were visiting Yellowstone, when they spotted a large moose. They took a few pictures, steadily getting braver and moving closer. One guy threw a rock at it when suddenly the moose spun around and charged them. One guy scampered up a tree, while the other headed for a cave. The moose followed the guy on the ground and he just ducked into the cave as the moose’s antlers rattled on the rocks. As the moose backed off, the guy jumped out of the cave, only to jump back in as the moose charged him again. This was repeated several time, when finally the guy in the tree hollered “Stay in the cave, let the moose settle down”. The other guy quickly hollered back, “Stay in the cave, hell, there’s a bear in here.

Talk about the "Devil + the deep blue Sea".