The horse rancher gets a call from a friend. The friend tells him he is sending a buddy who wants to buy a horse. The rancher asks how he would recognize him, "Easy" the guy says "He's a midget with a speech impediment" The little guy shows up and he and the rancher go down to the corral to look at horses. The rancher asks what kind of horse he has in mind- Stud- gelding- filly??.The midget says " I wana femal houth" so the rancher shows him his best filly. the midget says "Can I thee her mauth" so the rancher picks him up and he looks in her mouth.then the little guy says "Can I thee her eerths" the rancher picks him up again and he looks in her ears Then the midget says" Can I thee her eyths" the rancher is getting annoyed by now but he picks him up again and lets him look in the eyes. "Ok" the midget says " Now I wanna thee her twat" thats all the rancher can stand, he grabs the midget buy the collar, picks up the horses tail and shoves the little guys head right in there and then throws him to the ground. The midget gets up spitting and sputtering and says " Wete me wephraze dat. Can I see her wunn a wittle bit!'