We have a wonderful young couple living across the street from us with two beautiful small children. The wife is drop dead gorgeous. Is there any tactful way I can suggest to her that dressing up as a cheerleader this Halloween would be beneficial to my health and welfare?

Maybe ask Biden what he advises

with or without an ass kicking, chloroform, or police involvement?

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Originally posted by Lamar:
with or without an ass kicking, chloroform, or police involvement?

LOL!

Just remember a very, very, very old sage once said: "You can get anything in this world for money."

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
Just remember a very, very, very old sage once said: "You can get anything in this world for money."

can i get my right knee, left hip, or my sigmoid colon back? How much for each?

with or without....

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
Just remember a very, very, very old sage once said: "You can get anything in this world for money."

True.

I have also found making women laugh gets you things you wouldn't normally get!

I recall reading several years that when asked why she had married Mel Brooks, Ann Bancroft said, "Because he makes me laugh."