A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable history of infidelity. Suddenly, totally irate, she pulls a "Bobbit", swings a knife at him with all her strength, and slices the front of his trousers and his pecker off. Then she throws it out the window before he can even react.

Driving behind their car is a pickup truck with a fella and his 9 year old daughter. The pecker smacks the pickup windshield, then slides off into the ditch.

Surprised, the daughter asks her Pop "Daddy, What the heck was that?" Not wanting to exposé his 9 year old daughter to the anatomy of sex at such a tender age, he replies "It was only a bug, honey."


She gets a confused look on her face, and after a pause says..."Sure had a big cock!"

hee hee hee