You know the difference between a pickpocket + a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. How about the difference between a band of pygmies + a jr. high girls track team? The pygmies are a cunning bunch of little runts. Then there is the one from Red Foxx:You know how to cut off a cat's tail?...repossess his Cadillac.

And the difference between a Magician's wand and a policeman's Baton ? One is for cunning stunts...

Why did the dwarf get kicked out of the nudity club?

He had his nose into everyone's bush!

Not to mention that back in the election between George Bush + Gary Hart,the joke went around about how you could tell a democrat girl from a republican girl; A republican girl has Bush in her heart.

The difference between a Goldfish, and a Bull Thar?..The goldfish mucks around in the fountains..

What the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The oyster shucker shucks and fits.