A little old lady decides to join the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Gang. One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club."
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> The guy is amused and decides to humor her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.

> The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?"
> The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
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> She replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
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> The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?"
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> The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a ! chimney . At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
> The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
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> The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
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My kinda woman!