Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Central Montana
is planning to do its own, titled 'Survivor - Montana Style.'
The contestants will start in Billings , travel over to Bozeman
and on to Butte . Then they will head north to Helena , Great Falls ,

Conrad and Shelby. From there they will proceed east to Havre and Malta
. Then they will go south to Seeley Lake then Roundup and the final leg
will be back to Billings .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
large bumper sticker that reads: 'I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is
harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting
is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns.'

The first one that makes it back to Billings alive wins.

Id like to see that!

I'd like to see that, too. Seeley Lake is WEST of the continental divide, while Malta is way over in the Northeast part of the state.

Other than that - too funny. Only problem would be no one will win. They'll never make it that far.

I think maybe here in Wyoming there would be no one that finishes

Don't EVEN consider it in east Texas;death warrant to be sure.

Hell, here in Maryland, not only would they all make it but, at least 3 would get a Governors appointment to a high level job.

Missoula is considered a free stopover in most versions.

I think anyone finding the remnants of one of the pink Volvos should get a prize.

I hope it is conducted during hunting season, or at least in the Spring when the pd shooting is good.