* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.


*� I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.


*� I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they contain may turn me gay.


*� I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.


*� I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.


*� I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any guy no matter how hot he is, for fear that he will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.


*� I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account.� A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.� Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...


*� I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.


*� My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.


*� But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.


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� If you send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, Nothing will happen to you today at 7pm.

What foods are they, Dont want no weird thoughts here.