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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says "Me feet are freezin' mate can you pop up stairs and get my slippers"
"No bother" says Murphy and runs up stairs....
There he finds Paddy's two stunning daughters sitting on their bed.
"Hello girl your dads' sent me up here to shag both of you" he says.
"Fuck off you're a liar" they said.
"I'll prove it!" says Murphy.
So he shouts down to Paddy.."Both of them Paddy"
"Of course, what's the use of fucking one....." Shouts Paddy....
 
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jumping


"Science only goes so far then God takes over."
 
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Brilliant!

Oh Wait, that is from the Guinness comercial.

Never mind.


We seldom get to choose
But I've seen them go both ways
And I would rather go out in a blaze of glory
Than to slowly rot away!
 
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Eyedoc.

What can l say...."It was a slow night on shift"

ATB.

Dave.
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