> >A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
> >sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
> >down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
> >
> >
> >Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
> >towards the man.
> >
> >
> >He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
> >
> >
> >Oh my, I am so sorry, "the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
> >
> >
> >
> >"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
> >
> >
> >They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
> > theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
> >deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
> >
> >
> >After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
> >her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
> >
> >
> >They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
> >
> >
> >The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
> >The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!
> >
> >
> >"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
> >every guy you meet? "
> >
> >
> >"No," she replies. . . . . "
> >
> >
> >
> >"You just happened to catch my eye."

AARRGH!

got me