Rancher called his vet friend and told him he had a constipated cat. The doc told him what to buy and what dosage to give. Few days later they saw each other at the store and the vet asked how is your calf you called me about? Guy said it was a cat not a calf. Vet said oh no, I misunderstood. I hope you didn't give the cat as much as I told you. Guy said it took 3 of us but we gave it the half gallon. Two holding mouth open and one pouring. Vet said what happened? Guy said cat left town with 4 other cats. He had two a digging, one covering up and another looking for a new place to dig.

There are a bunch of humorous Vet books by a guy named Doc Green. I found out later that although practacing he was not a real vet.He has some great stories.One in particular I recall was when some new cheap lawyer moved into town + rather than hire him he just wanted free advice on docking his dogs tail. So doc told him the best way was to take it off an inch at a time.