One day a skunk and her baby were crossing a road. The mother was struck and killed by a car. The baby skunk layed down in the ditch and cried. A little duckling came along and saw the baby skunk crying. He asked him what was the matter. The baby skunk explained his mother got squashed in the road and she died before she ever even told him what he was. He continued crying. The little duckling reassured him this was simple for he had little orange feet and a puffy yellow tail and quacked therefore he was a duckling.
he said "Hmmm lets see. You aint all white and you aint all black you stink and your momma is dead?"
"You must be one of OJ's kids"

OUCH ,That's Bad