GHOST SEX


A professor at the University of North Carolina was giving a
lecture
on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
"How
many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands."Well, that's a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you
have seen a ghost?
"About 40 students raise their hands."That's really good. I'm
really
glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have
any
ofyou ever made love to a ghost?
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.The professor takes off his
glasses, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost.
"You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience".
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
to
makehis way up
to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor
asks,
"So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "oh hell, from way back there I thought you said
Goats."

Damn, that's funny right there!