A guy is out fishing and is catching trophy sized bass one after another.

His cell phone rings and it's the local hospital telling him his wife has just been admitted to the Intensive Care Unit with heart problems.

The guy decides "just one more cast" and ends up staying a few more hours.

He finally goes to the hospital to check on his wife and meets with her doctor outside of the ICU.

The doctor says. " I hope you enjoyed the fishing because it will be your last trip for a long time. Your wife will require an around the clock caregiver for the rest of her life!"

The guys breaks down sobbing with guilt.

The doctor says, "I was just messin with ya! She's dead. Whadya catch?"

Thanks, I like the clean jokes...