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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC . Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, about a gallon each | ||
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"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all." Theodore Roosevelt | |||
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Count me in for ten gallons. 577NitroExpress Double Rifle Shooters Society Francotte .470 Nitro Express If stupidity hurt, a lot of people would be walking around screaming... | |||
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I am in for a gallon or twenty. | |||
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I'll fill a 55 gallon drum with Super Premium. Just tell me where to have it delivered. | |||
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