A Guy walks into the local bar in Dallas, saunters up to the bartender and buys a round for the house. When asked what the occasion was, he replies "my wife just delivered my first son, he was 27 inches long and weighed 14.5 pounds!" whereupon he is congratulated all around.

Two weeks later he shows up at the same bar, and is recognized by the bartender, who asks "hows that new son of your's doing?"

The proud father replies that his new son is just fine, having just had his first check up at the Family Doctors office, where he was 28 inches long and weighed 11 pounds.

The bartender frowns, leans in a little closer to the new father and says, "hey, didn't he weigh 14 and a half when he was born? Man, that's a lot of weight for a baby to lose!"

The new dad leans in even closer, winks, and proudly says "yeah, had him circumcised."