A major University today announced a change of policy with regards to drug and behavioral testing. "Due to increasing pressure from the Humane Society and PETA, we will no longer conduct drug and behavioral testing on Lab Rats.
We intend, instead, to use lawyers for testing drugs and behavior modification regimes.
The reasons are threefold:
#1 Some of the researchers are becoming fond of the rats, and their feelings may influence the testing regimes.
#2 There are more lawyers than Lab Rats, so supply should not be a problem, as it is occasionally now.
#3 There are some thing that even a Lab Rat will not do, and using lawyers will definately overcome this problem.

Cheers, Dave.