The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

  America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
THIRD PRIZE (TIE)
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

FIRST PRIZE                                                                           
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.  The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letter man


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A:   America !
--Jimmy Fallon

SECOND PRIZE 
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

THIRD PRIZE (TIE)
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

Damn, the first one caused me to snort really hot coffee thru my nose onto the monitor! The rest were worse.

thanks, I think...

I liked the Pelosi one,but there you are.

A little bit of truth and a lot of fun!!!