A blond student goes around the neighborhood, knocking at the doors and asking for menial jobs so she can make some holiday money.

Pete opens, listens, scratches his head, then says:

"Well... The porch at the back of the house needs to be painted... I just bought white paint and some brushes. I was actually feeling a bit lazy, so if you want to give it a try..."

Very happy, the blond takes the paint and a brush, and goes to work. Thirty minutes later, she knocks at the door with a radiant smile.

"Finished!"

"Finished???? In thirty minutes???" wonders Peter

"Yes, I even gave it two coats. It's not such a big porch..."

Peter gives her twenty bucks, she thanks profusely, and as she leaves she turns back an says:

"Oh, by the way...It's not a porch... It's a F-E-R-R-A-R-I!"