One of the other on a quiz I took was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Nigerians and Zimbabweans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in my area but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ...."I hope that the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

The Red Cross has just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said that we would love to but our garden hose reaches only as far as the bottom fence.