A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his 1911 Colt .45 with a 7 round magazine plus one in the chamber and yelled, "Who in here has been screwing my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo."
Just another example of why you need to own high capacity firearms.
DRSS; NRA; Illinois State Rifle Association; Missouri Sport Shooting Association
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Posts: 771 | Location: Missouri | Registered: 09 January 2011
Does remind me of when Mickey Mouse + Minnie were getting a divorce. Mickey's lawyer tells the judge that he wants it due to reasons of insanity. Mickey jumps up + says, "I did'nt say insanity;I said she was fucking Goofy!"
My perspective may be off, but...Shoot the wife - I doubt it will take all 8 from the .45 (at least I hope not) - then go drink at the bar. Seems like you have something in common with all the patrons.
