Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their beans, hamhocks and cornbread, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard/auto salvage business.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and asks, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. He then asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to gasp and turn blue, and shakes her head again.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly tongues her right butt cheek with a big slurpy lick.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Whut'na hail was at, Bubba?"

Bubba replies, "At's whutcha call a 'Hind Lick Maneuver,' Leroy. Works ever time."